An over analyzation of everything Hip-Hop......and some other stuff that's not nearly half as important. Judgmental at times, and yeah, sometimes it smarts. But don't blame me, I'm just the narrator.
-The Black Kevin Arnold
I love this woman and her music.
When girls say they’re talking to ‘Him’ this is the 1st thing that pops into my head
Mos Def wasn’t een in the picture. I was the one Alicia was originally boo lovin’ wit on the phone. Conversation went something like this…
Alicia: Hello? Can I speak to…to Brandon?
Me: This that nigga Brandon. Waddup?
Alicia: Oh hey, how you doin’? I feel kinda silly doin’ this, but uhhh…this is the waitress from the coffee house on 39th & Lennox. You know, the one with the braids?
Me: Oh yeaaaaah. The mixed jawn w/ the Nokia.
Alicia: Yeah. Well I see you on Wednesdays all the time. You come in every Wednesday on ya lunch break I think. And you always order the special, with the hot chocolate.
Me: Yeah, niggas be hungry as fuck. ‘Specially on Wednesdays, you feel me? Yalls special be bussin…be ‘preciating how yall put the sauce on the top and bottom bun.
Alicia: My manager be trippin’ and stuff talkin’ ‘bout we gotta use water, but I always use some milk and cream for you ‘cause…I think you kinda sweet.
Me: Oh word? Sound like you want the D’.
Alicia: (Giggles) Anyway you always got on some fly blue suit, and ya cufflinks is shinning all bright.
Alicia: So what you do?
Me: Dope boy and part time rapper. Got like 6 tapes on Datpiff.
Alicia: Oh Word? Yeah that’s interesting. Look man I mean, I don’t wanna waste ya time but…
Me: OH SHIT! LEBRON JUST DUNKED ON DEM NIGGAS!!! Hello? My bad. That nigga ‘Bron just went ham.
Alicia: …I know girls don’t usually do this, but I was wondering if maybe we could get together outside the restaurant one day. You know ‘cause I do look a lot different outside my work clothes (Giggles). I mean we can just go across the street to the park right here.
Me: Bet that. That sound cool.
Alicia: Wait hol’ up, my ph…my cellphone breakin’ up. Hol’ up.
Me: Damn you ran outta minutes?
Alicia: Can you hear me now?
Me: A little bit. Look is you ‘bout that action or what?
Me: Aight bet.
Alicia: So what day did you say?
Alicia: Oh yeah. Thursday’s perfect, man.
Clearly my version didn’t make it onto the album or in the video, but I’m not een mad doe. Shout out my nigga Yasiin.
Next week’s “Law & order” episode is based on, you guessed it, the Chris Brown/Rihanna beating.
Rick Ross’ 2006 debut album, “Port of Miami.”
Ndeluv - “Feelin’ You” (Aaliyah “Come Over” sample)
Love this album…N.E.R.D. - “Seeing Sounds”